I'm done blogging now, thanks

Blogging is stupid!

No seriously, it's pretty dumb.
That's why I've stopped doing it. From photoshops of my coworkers to that time I criticized Napoleon Dynamite and became a minor internet meme ... too, well ... all of it, the overly sentimental drivel about life, political pontification, and the ever-present self-centered grousing about everything in the world ... It was fun, my friends.

But now I'm really just too old for it, and so I bid you all farewell.

The archives will remain online until one day, eventually, they aren't. One day this may be reborn as a place to post my tunes, but until then, Happy Internetting.

-Andrew